Apparently the stinky stank of the fifth grade boys at the elementary school my daughter attends has become too much for the teachers to bear. How do I know this? Well, this week, they distributed deodorant to all the fifth grade boys and encouraged, instructed, implored, oh, who are we kidding, begged them to apply it every stinkin' (No pun intended. Well, maybe pun was intended, but how could I resist ;) morning before coming to school.
I don't make up this stuff, people.