Check out this dream I had!

I have some really bad news, I fell asleep watching most of Idol last night! I know you were looking forward to my recap. I was looking forward to writing it. GRRRR!! I am so bummed. I fell asleep pretty hard and had some crazy dreams, not the least of which was that I was back in college! Wow. It was kind of a strange. I dreamt that I was listening to Donna Summer, Bryan Adams, ZZ Top, George Michael, and watching Tom Cruise sing "Old Time Rock and Roll" in his skivvies. The dream was kinda fuzzy because I don't remember him looking like David Archuletta back then. Weird. Then check this out: I dreamt the USC Marching Band came on stage singing with some guy screeching out a song wearing white feathers. Whoa, is that a boa? Wait, USC marching band? white feathers? bad singing? Man, what did I eat for dinner last night? These are some kind of crazy dreams. Oh it gets better: I dreamt that Syesha sang a duet with the one and only Seal! Get outta here! Then Nanny Brooke was pickin and strummin and singing with Graham Nash! And then, here's the funniest thing ever: Gladys Knight's Pip's were Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downie Junior! No freakin way! Then I dreamt Simon apologized to David Cook for having "disrespected" him during his comments the night before. He actually said that, after watching the tapes from their performances, it was alot closer than he thought and that he didn't care who won! Wow! A mea culpa from Simon. It had to be a dream. Fortunately, I woke to the sound of "The winner of American Idol is.....David Cook." Yahoo! Yippee! So glad I was wrong in my prediction. I just thought all the teen girls who finished their homework early (or not) would be texting and dialin' for four hours straight for David A.

So here's who doing some happy chair dancing this morning:

American Idol execs: David Cook is redemption for Daughtry going out early a couple of years ago. They haven't had a superstar winner since Carrie Underwood. Daughtry made other record producers and himself rich selling millions of records. During that same year, Idol execs were trying to figure out what to do with Taylor Hicks and his Elaine-on-Seinfeld-inspired-dancing. He has since been dropped by his record label.

Disney Execs: They were praying for David A. to lose so that they could sign him this afternoon. In my armchair business analysis, that is his audience, his niche, and where he will become the next Zac Efron only with talent....or the next lead singer of a boy band like the Jonas Brothers who were, coincidentally, also in my dream last night. Told ya, crazy.

David Cook: He isnt' the best pure singer. But he can sing AND perform AND is destined for superstardom. I'll buy his CD or download iTunes to my mp3 player (which thanks to sweet husband I now have). But the best news for him, is that he didn't lose to "Baby Elmo" as one of the writer's in The Washington Post so affectionately calls David A. Let's hope Cook's head doesn't get too big, figuratively speaking, because as Tiffany (oops, I mean Heather ) pointed out to me in her last comment, it is literally and distractingly HEYUGE...especially standing next to Ryan.

I will eventually go back to watch the show on Tivo to see what happened while I was taking my nap for the first hour and forty-five minutes. However, I'm not sure it could top my dream. No way. It was too vivid and too weird to be real. Until then, care to fill me in?