Seriously, sometimes I make myself laugh. Really hard. I have been doing a deep clean of my house, and my daughter found "THIS." And she asked me what "THIS" was? And if you don't know what "THIS" is, well, I don't know what, just pretend it's funny to you. "THIS" is vintage. "THIS" is vinyl. "THIS" was known as a "45" and "THIS" can only be played on a turntable. And this particular record is "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry (which should be playing any moment.) And one more thing, I have a whole box of THESE. And, I have absolutely no idea what to do with them. Any ideas?
Raise your hand if you remember "Oh you are so dreeeemy" (gag) Leif Garrett? Oh come on, admit you hung up his poster from the Tiger Beat magazine you bought with your babysitting money. And don't forget his name is pronounced "Layf." (Who names their kid "Layf" and wasn't his sister "Dody" from "My Three Sons"?)
Now, onto the only two people on the planet to sing a song about "Muskrat Love" (what is a "muskrat" anyway?) I present, the one and only.....
Are they Dead or Alive? And remember gang, that "Love Will Keep Us Together," and I'm pretty sure most of you have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about. But if you do, we can be BFF's.
Groovy, Peace, and Love.