Next time you're at the airport, don't worry if you happen to forget your camera, iPod or headphones. Just head to the nearest vending machine. You know, the one with the Apple logo. Yeah over there, right next to the one with the Twizzlers, M&M's, potato chips, and peanut butter crackers.
Now insert 1200 quarters. Then push F2 for an iPod or G5 for a camera, watch it drop, and slide your hand in to retrieve your high end electronics...you know, just like you do when you buy a Diet Coke. OK, you're all set. Oh where do you charge it you ask? I dunno. What's that? Oh, how can you download iTunes just before your flight in 15 minutes so that you might actually be able to listen to music on the plane? Uh, hmmm, well, good question. I guess you're on your own, pal. You'll figure out something. Bon Voyage!
Gumption? Ya think.
Genius? To be determined.
All three? Probably.