Little Red Riding Hood: Dad, what does F&CK mean? (uh yeah, that "F" word)
The Man: Excuse me, what did you say?
LRRH: What does F%CK mean?
The Man: Where did you hear that?
LRRH: The boys at school were talking about it being on a wall somewhere.
The Man: Well, it's a very bad word.
The Man: It just is. Do you hear Mom and Dad ever say it?
The Man: That's because it's a very very bad word.
LRRH: Oh. I promise I won't ever say it.
End of conversation.
Third Grade, people. She learned the "F" word in Third friggin' grade. I was in high school when I first heard that word. Sigh.
The damage is done, and my sweet baby girl's ears will never be the same again.
As a result, I'll never be the same again.