"My Special Mother" by Kyle Norberg

Remember Ad Libs...those tablet things that required you to finish sentences usually irrelevant to the topic inciting laughter by all...well, here is the pre-school version as dictated by Kyle to his teacher at school about me.

My mother is the most wonderful mom in the whole world.
She's pretty as a glove. (I hope that is a leather glove trimmed in fur!)
She weighs 114 lbs. (hmm haven't seen that in awhile) and she is 5 feet tall (well 5'2 but who's counting.)
Her favorite food is spaghetti. (I thought he would say "Diet Coke"... a note to my PSU pals: some things never change)

When mom was a little girl, she used to like to
be a princess all the time. (I'm sure he is thinking of Lindsey...princesses weren't around when I was little)
Her favorite toy was probably a baby rattle. (actually, it was my Barbies)

She makes me laugh when she tickles.
I wish my mom would play toys with me every day! (I do, I do!)
I just love when she cooks chicken nuggets (yeah Buddy because that is all you will eat!)

I wouldn't trade my mom for the sun. (awwww!)

I love you Mom!! Happy Mother's Day!!